|David vs Mosquitoe (lol no Goliath XD)
||[Aug. 6th, 2005|01:59 am]
Now this happend tonight, like around 1:30. I typed this story around 1:45-1:50 while I was chatting on MSN, and its all based on a true story, well, actually, it is a TRUE story. However, names had to be changed to ensure the privacy of those involved...or not. |
It was a cold, lonely night for David A. Chapa, everything was going alright when out of no where, was if the devil himself planned it, Evelyn instant messaged David. They started conversing when randomly, a mosquito flew infront of the screen. David was mad. He was enfuriated, and immediatly got up from his seat. He muttered a few words, softly so no one would hear them but him and the mosquito, the words were "damn you lil fucker". David tried to look for the mosquito but David did not have enough Vitamin A in his body to see in the dark room. He immediatly ran for the switch, and turned the lights on. He shut the door as hard as he could and said "Now....let's dance!". David would see the mosquito every now and then, but the BEAST was too fast for David. David thought he was hopeless. The mosquito came from the left behind the old computer. David got scared of the animal, and immediatly tried to "crush" it between his hands; however, David missed. David tried to follow it with his eyes, but the smart creature camouflaged itself with David's shadow, and eventually David lost sight.
David immediatly backedup against the door trying to find the darn animal. He would look, and fail. Whenever he would see the animal, he'd loose track of it. He saw the mosquito near the window's curtain, and David moved in slowly. The mosquito followed the wall, and got close to the right wall near the speakers and David's dimplomas. David ran and tried to hit the mosquito, but his aim was horribly off. The mosquito escaped in a rush, and to a safe place. It took approximetly another five minutes for David to spot the furius insect. He saw it on the left wall, near the phone. David smirked. He knew he had to put his best effort and end it all right here. He moved in and slapped the wall as hard as he could, but the mosquitoe dodged the attack! David stood confused, and followed the now tired mosquitoe with his eyes. The mosquitoe hid between the phone and the wall. David immeaditly realized his chance and went for the "Phone Slam" but the mosquitoe again dodged the attack. It was here David knew the mosquitoe was out of it. It was exhausted, David then simple hit the wall with...
...all his might stainding the wall with the mosquitoe's blood. David laughed, and said "who is the bitch now?!". He then looked for the body to make sure his prey was 100% dead. David found the body, and immeaditly did a happy dance. He picked up the body carefully and with great respect with a piece of paper, and then disposed of the body in a honorful manner. Thus here ends this sad drama, of David and the mosquitoe. I hope it affects you as much as it did me, and you all never give up hope, and NEVER understimate the smallest creature. Peace out.
Well, that was it, I hope you all liked it, stay tuned as I will update soon, before Wednesday with a surprise. ^__^